Dear Ethan M. Mann,
We, Mommy & Daddy, currently hereforth referred to as "the company", are writing you this letter in review of your current work status as child.
The company thus far has been pleased with your performance. The company would like you to work on the following things before your next review:
1) Pick up your toys when you are done playing with them
2) Ask for something you want instead of demanding it
3) If you are angry, please go to your room until your anger is in control
4) Help the company with everything they ask without arguement.
The company understands that these items above may be difficult at your current training. Therefore, the company will continue training you as long as needed to acheive these items as well as add additional duties according to your skill level. Please keep in mind the companies goal is to make you successful, thereby making the company successful.
These things are manditory to learn, as you are being promoted to big brother come the end of April. Until then, you will continue working for the company at your current rank, gaining the skills necessary to move forward in your new job. Some futures duties may include, but may not be limited to are:
1) Bringing the company a diaper, wipes, rash cream, etc
2) Holding your new sibling, kissing, and posing for pictures
3) Teaching your sibling the things you have already learned
4) Protecting your sibling from anything dangerous
We, the company, have 100% faith that you can complete these tasks. Please sign below if you understand the terms of your conditions.
Sincerely,
The Company
Wednesday, August 29, 2012
Tuesday, August 14, 2012
Dear Ethan 8-14-12
Dear Ethan,
I am so sorry that I haven't posted in a very long time! You're personality is just so precious to me! Oh Man the things you say!!!!!!
For example, you found one of your old pacifiers in a box that was in your room. You brought it to me, and I was curious to see if you knew what it was so I asked you what it was. You told me it was for baby Weston (my friend Sarah's little boy who still uses pacifiers). I told you that it was for Ethan when he was a baby, for you. You then got very serious, and said, "No! It's for my baby sister!!". Well. Isn't that something funny because you do not have a baby sister, and mommy does not have a baby (that I know of) in my tummy, but that doesn't mean that mommy might have a baby, it it just means mommy doesn't know yet if I do or don't. It was kind of creepy how you said that. Creepy like you predicting something that I would find out sooner or later, just the way you said it was so confident that there couldn't be any other way.
And this morning, daddy had thrown away a toy he stepped on last night and thought he had broken. You were throwing away a bag when you saw it, you pulled it out, made a serious face, and said "my toys no go in trash!" Hahahahahah!
By the way, happy 3rd birthday (a week and a day late). I cannot believe that 3 years ago I was handed the most beautiful baby boy and told that you were mine to take home. How amazing is that?? Anyway my handsome, little man, I hope that one day you get to see these, and mostly I hope that I keep remembering to add entries to this so that you can have them to read!
Love
Mommy
I am so sorry that I haven't posted in a very long time! You're personality is just so precious to me! Oh Man the things you say!!!!!!
For example, you found one of your old pacifiers in a box that was in your room. You brought it to me, and I was curious to see if you knew what it was so I asked you what it was. You told me it was for baby Weston (my friend Sarah's little boy who still uses pacifiers). I told you that it was for Ethan when he was a baby, for you. You then got very serious, and said, "No! It's for my baby sister!!". Well. Isn't that something funny because you do not have a baby sister, and mommy does not have a baby (that I know of) in my tummy, but that doesn't mean that mommy might have a baby, it it just means mommy doesn't know yet if I do or don't. It was kind of creepy how you said that. Creepy like you predicting something that I would find out sooner or later, just the way you said it was so confident that there couldn't be any other way.
And this morning, daddy had thrown away a toy he stepped on last night and thought he had broken. You were throwing away a bag when you saw it, you pulled it out, made a serious face, and said "my toys no go in trash!" Hahahahahah!
By the way, happy 3rd birthday (a week and a day late). I cannot believe that 3 years ago I was handed the most beautiful baby boy and told that you were mine to take home. How amazing is that?? Anyway my handsome, little man, I hope that one day you get to see these, and mostly I hope that I keep remembering to add entries to this so that you can have them to read!
Love
Mommy
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