Dear Ethan M. Mann,
We, Mommy & Daddy, currently hereforth referred to as "the company", are writing you this letter in review of your current work status as child.
The company thus far has been pleased with your performance. The company would like you to work on the following things before your next review:
1) Pick up your toys when you are done playing with them
2) Ask for something you want instead of demanding it
3) If you are angry, please go to your room until your anger is in control
4) Help the company with everything they ask without arguement.
The company understands that these items above may be difficult at your current training. Therefore, the company will continue training you as long as needed to acheive these items as well as add additional duties according to your skill level. Please keep in mind the companies goal is to make you successful, thereby making the company successful.
These things are manditory to learn, as you are being promoted to big brother come the end of April. Until then, you will continue working for the company at your current rank, gaining the skills necessary to move forward in your new job. Some futures duties may include, but may not be limited to are:
1) Bringing the company a diaper, wipes, rash cream, etc
2) Holding your new sibling, kissing, and posing for pictures
3) Teaching your sibling the things you have already learned
4) Protecting your sibling from anything dangerous
We, the company, have 100% faith that you can complete these tasks. Please sign below if you understand the terms of your conditions.
Sincerely,
The Company
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